could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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