My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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