Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
handjob tips. give me some.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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