guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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