you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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