I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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