So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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