Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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