Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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