I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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