Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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