covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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