brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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