We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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