So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
