More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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