is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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