I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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