just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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