And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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