i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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