i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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