if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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