There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
