You're completely useless in the revolution.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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