do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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