You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
you're hired as official boob wrangler
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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