i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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