I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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