is your mom at the bar?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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