Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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