Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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