You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
