Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
then he tried to convert me to islam
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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