ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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