Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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