I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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