do herpes really smell.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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