You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We're too hungover to prance.
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