He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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