Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
