Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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