Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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