you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
operation have a gay friend backfired
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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