remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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