I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
The Olympian is in my bed
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