Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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