we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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