I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Randomize
