were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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