On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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