Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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