Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
where are my eyebrows?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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