He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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